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Previously, on Survivor.

Tribe Moto continued to enjoy the complimentary concierge service and half-priced spa treatments which are only a small part of the perks of the Moto Hotel and Resort. Ravu returned from tribal council to the desolate wasteland known as camp Ravu and spent a sleepless, cold, thirsty, hungry night huddled together for warmth. Prior to the reward challenge the next day, Jeff awarded Michelle (the second smallest Ravuee) with the Richard Dean Anderson award for MacGyvering a fire with a pair of reading glasses and a coconut.

During the reward challenge Gary ("Clumsy Smurf") slipped on a banana peal and came within nano-meters of taking himself out of the game due to a concussion. To no one's surprise Moto slid their way to a win in the reward challenge and almost didn't bother to take the fishing gear back to camp with them.

At the Immunity challenge Moto thought their winning streak was at an end when it turned out to be an eating challenge. However, even with Jeff helping them by making some questionable calls as referee, Ravu didn't have the intestinal fortitude to pull off a win. Once again attending tribal council Ravu voted to get rid of Sylvia, proving that while being a major bitch may be the way to get ahead in the business world, it's not the way to win the thirty-three thousand dollars (after taxes) on Survivor.

"Hey, how do I look without eyebrows?"
"Anthony you drive me nuts. You're all sensitive and sentimental and act like a broad, it's almost like you're gay".

"You suck, no offense".
"I was really hurt when Rocky called me sensitive", *sniff*, "he really really hurt my feelings, Waaaaaaaa, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

Coming up next up on CBS, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. The new game show that's even slower than Deal or no Deal.
"Hey Boo, do you really think that's safe?"
"Yah it's fine, I put the mattress down underneath it".

"Hey Lisi, how did you talk the producers into letting you wear a one-piece bathing suit? They would only let me bring a bikini".
"I showed them what I look like in a bikini. When they stopped throwing up they agreed.".
"Since the beginning there has been a bond between me, that clumsy guy, the two Hispanic guys and the oriental chick. We're like this".

"The other team must be flagellating themselves, it's so obvious that we're going to avoid losing a single member before the merge! Why are the foreshadowing cops giving me a ticket?"
"Everyone in the tribe loves Chubby Smurf, and no one wants to see him go. We're trying to set a record by not losing a single member and Grandpa Smurf with ruin that if he leaves".

"With Scruffy Smurf needing to be looked after it's like I just had a baby and didn't realise it. That happened to me once and I don't want it to happen again".
"Sylvia voted out at the last tribal council".
"Crap, that ruins our plans on who to vote out first after the merge".

"Michelle working her way around Yau-man. Yau-man's shorts suddenly getting tight".
"Stacy unable to get past Lisi's gut".

"Lisi, J-Loed into the water".
"Rita now working for Ravu, Rocky copping a cheap thrill".

"Moto has tied it two-two, will Ravu learn from Moto's strategy?"
"No!"

"Ravu! Blows yet another lead!"
"Yau-man going to exile island where you'll find conditions much nicer than at camp Ravu".

"What are we going to do with all this fish?"
"Just give it to the chef, he'll know how to cook it".
"So why don't we call Jeff up right now on the Jeff Phone and tell him we're such losers we should all be voted off right now?"
"You don't think he knows that already?"

"I like Rocky's spirit but I hate his attitude, his ranting, his accent and his ugly mug".
"I hope Rocky keeps up his jive-talking. The more of a lunatic he becomes, the more likely the tribe is to forget about voting my gay ass off the show".

"Tonight we have a special guest appearance, the winner from the pilot season (that never aired) of Survivor. We had a few kinks to work out that after that season".
"Liliana knows what she's doing, she's using her sex appeal to ingratiate herself in with the guys. I wish I had some sex appeal so I could do that".

"The Mai Tais they serve here are just huge!"
"My head is pounding, I'm nauseous, the beach keeps spinning and I can't move".
"We warned you about having a second Mai tai".

"The upside of Hirsute Smurf leaving is I'm one step close to winning. The downside? I'm now the heaviest member of Moto".
"Keep that blurry thing away from me".

"I only caught about a half-second peek at James, but that's the first time I've ever seen a guy with an innie".
"After eleven days with no food I decided to stop hiding who I really am. From now on I want to be called Jamie".

"Ravu has a great attitude for being complete losers".
"We'll now bring in Yau-man, returning refreshed and relaxed from his stay on exile island".

"The winning tribe will also have to read the note Sting dropped off earlier today".
"I'm the *glub* weakest player on *glub* Ravu, why was I in the first cage and not *glub glub* in the cage on the beach?"

"Rita, just barely avoiding a wardrobe malfunction".
"You're still in it Ravu, Moto's come back when you've had bigger leads than this, let's go!"

"If a little temporary comfort is more important than winning a million bucks, you can stay at camp Moto but you must give up immunity".
"Despite having the Immunity Idol, conditions at camp Ravu continue to worsen".

"There are two people we can afford to lose, Cassandra and Lisi. I don't think anyone should vote for me just because I'm being a real jerk".
"Hey Ravu. Us snakes are feeling really sorry for you, so we decided to bring you something to eat".

"The most logical thing would have been to keep immunity. But since we didn't we should vote off Cassandra and keep Liliana".
"I mean, just look at her!"

"Our alliance is split, the three guys want to keep Lilianna ('cause she's hot) and the two women want to eliminate her ('cause she's hot). Unfortunately the women have the guy's testicles in their purses so we're doing things their way".
"Boo, tell me about the loss of Gary".
"Everyone was sad to see him go, but we didn't really get upset until we found out there was still going to be an immunity challenge".

"Edgardo, do you understand why Dreamz feels ignored?"
"It might be because me and the four other people in my alliance are ignoring him".
"You're better looking than me, so I hate you".

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Previously, on Survivor. Tribe Moto continued to enjoy the complimentary concierge service and half-priced spa treatments which are only a small part of the perks of the Moto Hotel and Resort. Ravu returned from tribal council to the desolate wasteland known as camp Ravu and spent a sleepless, cold, thirsty, hungry night huddled together for warmth. Prior to the reward challenge the next day, Jeff awarded Michelle (the second smallest Ravuee) with the Richard Dean Anderson award for MacGyvering a fire with a pair of reading glasses and a coconut. During the reward challenge Gary ("Clumsy Smurf") slipped on a banana peal and came within nano-meters of taking himself out of the game due to a concussion. To no one's surprise Moto slid their way to a win in the reward challenge and almost didn't bother to take the fishing gear back to camp with them. At the Immunity challenge Moto thought their winning streak was at an end when it turned out to be an eating challenge. However, even with Jeff helping them by making some questionable calls as referee, Ravu didn't have the intestinal fortitude to pull off a win. Once again attending tribal council Ravu voted to get rid of Sylvia, proving that while being a major bitch may be the way to get ahead in the business world, it's not the way to win the thirty-three thousand dollars (after taxes) on Survivor.
"Hey, how do I look without eyebrows?"	"Anthony you drive me nuts. You're all sensitive and sentimental and act like a broad, it's almost like you're gay".
"You suck, no offense".	"I was really hurt when Rocky called me sensitive", sniff, "he really really hurt my feelings, Waaaaaaaa, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo".
Coming up next up on CBS, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. The new game show that's even slower than Deal or no Deal.	"Hey Boo, do you really think that's safe?" "Yah it's fine, I put the mattress down underneath it".
"Hey Lisi, how did you talk the producers into letting you wear a one-piece bathing suit? They would only let me bring a bikini". "I showed them what I look like in a bikini. When they stopped throwing up they agreed.".	"Since the beginning there has been a bond between me, that clumsy guy, the two Hispanic guys and the oriental chick. We're like this".
"The other team must be flagellating themselves, it's so obvious that we're going to avoid losing a single member before the merge! Why are the foreshadowing cops giving me a ticket?"	"Everyone in the tribe loves Chubby Smurf, and no one wants to see him go. We're trying to set a record by not losing a single member and Grandpa Smurf with ruin that if he leaves".
"With Scruffy Smurf needing to be looked after it's like I just had a baby and didn't realise it. That happened to me once and I don't want it to happen again".	"Sylvia voted out at the last tribal council". "Crap, that ruins our plans on who to vote out first after the merge".
"Michelle working her way around Yau-man. Yau-man's shorts suddenly getting tight".	"Stacy unable to get past Lisi's gut".
"Lisi, J-Loed into the water".	"Rita now working for Ravu, Rocky copping a cheap thrill".
"Moto has tied it two-two, will Ravu learn from Moto's strategy?"	"No!"
"Ravu! Blows yet another lead!"	"Yau-man going to exile island where you'll find conditions much nicer than at camp Ravu".
"What are we going to do with all this fish?" "Just give it to the chef, he'll know how to cook it".	"So why don't we call Jeff up right now on the Jeff Phone and tell him we're such losers we should all be voted off right now?" "You don't think he knows that already?"
"I like Rocky's spirit but I hate his attitude, his ranting, his accent and his ugly mug".	"I hope Rocky keeps up his jive-talking. The more of a lunatic he becomes, the more likely the tribe is to forget about voting my gay ass off the show".
"Tonight we have a special guest appearance, the winner from the pilot season (that never aired) of Survivor. We had a few kinks to work out that after that season".	"Liliana knows what she's doing, she's using her sex appeal to ingratiate herself in with the guys. I wish I had some sex appeal so I could do that".
"The Mai Tais they serve here are just huge!"	"My head is pounding, I'm nauseous, the beach keeps spinning and I can't move". "We warned you about having a second Mai tai".
"The upside of Hirsute Smurf leaving is I'm one step close to winning. The downside? I'm now the heaviest member of Moto".	"Keep that blurry thing away from me".
"I only caught about a half-second peek at James, but that's the first time I've ever seen a guy with an innie".	"After eleven days with no food I decided to stop hiding who I really am. From now on I want to be called Jamie".
"Ravu has a great attitude for being complete losers".	"We'll now bring in Yau-man, returning refreshed and relaxed from his stay on exile island".
"The winning tribe will also have to read the note Sting dropped off earlier today".	"I'm the glub weakest player on glub Ravu, why was I in the first cage and not glub glub in the cage on the beach?"
"Rita, just barely avoiding a wardrobe malfunction".	"You're still in it Ravu, Moto's come back when you've had bigger leads than this, let's go!"
"If a little temporary comfort is more important than winning a million bucks, you can stay at camp Moto but you must give up immunity".	"Despite having the Immunity Idol, conditions at camp Ravu continue to worsen".
"There are two people we can afford to lose, Cassandra and Lisi. I don't think anyone should vote for me just because I'm being a real jerk".	"Hey Ravu. Us snakes are feeling really sorry for you, so we decided to bring you something to eat".
"The most logical thing would have been to keep immunity. But since we didn't we should vote off Cassandra and keep Liliana".	"I mean, just look at her!"
"Our alliance is split, the three guys want to keep Lilianna ('cause she's hot) and the two women want to eliminate her ('cause she's hot). Unfortunately the women have the guy's testicles in their purses so we're doing things their way".	"Boo, tell me about the loss of Gary". "Everyone was sad to see him go, but we didn't really get upset until we found out there was still going to be an immunity challenge".
"Edgardo, do you understand why Dreamz feels ignored?" "It might be because me and the four other people in my alliance are ignoring him".	"You're better looking than me, so I hate you".