Danger Bunny's Screen Caps - Survivor Fiji, February 22, 2007

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On last week's show Sylvia (a.k.a. Ms. Bossy) joined the incompetent Ravu tribe, a tribe she ironically created, after they booted what was arguably one of the best looking women in the game, Jessica. Apparently they didn't read the memo from CBS about keeping the eye-candy in the game.

Under Ms. Bossy's leadership Ravu choked and blew a massive lead in the "winner take all" combination reward/immunity challenge when Erica went nuts and just started killing people*. Before heading back to the four star Moto camp the Moto tribe decided to send Earl to exile island, which compared to the Ravu camp is actually quite nice. Dejected, tired, hungry and thirsty the surviving Ravu members headed back to the cave they call home to lick their wounds (not having any other food to eat).

At tribal council Ravu, fearing for their lives, voted to eliminate Erica.

* "Killing people" might be a bit of an exaggeration.

"Two back to back loss, really affect us. More than dehydration, lack of food or sleep affect us".
"Tomorrow, if I see "big sun" (tm), I would like to spend the day laying on the beach getting a tan, I mean trying to start a fire with glasses".
"Yah, me too. That sound good idea".

"If we have a challenge tomorrow, I'm not telling anyone what to do I'm just making a suggestion, maybe, maybe we could try winning it".
"Lisi suggested we paint the floor of the shelter to keep the ants from coming in, apparently ants don't like painted wood which is why you never get ants in your house".

"It's not even Survival, it's thrival, huh huh huh, I just made up a funny word without even hurting myself. Oops...", ***crash***, "Ouch!"
"Since I told the guys I was going to try to start a fire as an excuse to lay on the beach all day and not do any work I figured I'd better pretend to be trying. Imagine my shock when I actually started a fire".

"Now that we have fire I'd be scared to be the other team. We're so fired up it's ridiculous. 'Fired up', yuk yuk, get it? 'Fired up'?"
"Now that you have fire you no longer have to earn it, here's your flint".
"Now that they have fire what advantage have we got? Besides the shelter, the outhouse, the couch, the blankets and pillows, the food, the fishing gear and the personal trainers. What advantage do we have?".

"Moto, because this is a reward challenge and you can't sit out the same person in back-to-back challenges, you must sit out your second worst player".
"Second worst? Oh, that's me".
"Oh! Boo takes another hard fall. Gary, I mean Gary takes another hard fall. Sorry about that Gary, I saw someone falling down and just naturally assumed it was Boo".

"Cassandra trying not to fall, Rita trying not to have a wardrobe malfunction. Cassandra falling down, Rita having a wardrobe malfunction!"
"Next round is Rocky taking on Boo, the paramedics are standing by, the evac. chopper is warmed up. Go!"

"Boo, paddling like a big clumsy Mudskipper".
"Next round is Sylvia against Liliana. We all know Sylvia's going to lose so there's not really any point running this race, but the rules are the rules".

"Today at challenge, I stayed true to form and didn't do very good. My only hope to avoid being voted out at the next tribal council is if everyone forgets what a bossy bitch I am while I'm on exile island".
"It was so funny when Pappa Smurf fell down".
"Hey, Pappa Surf's on our team, that's not cool to dis him like that".
"He's old, he's be gone before the jury so who cares".

"We were just sitting around and noticed when all the camera guys started focusing on Gary that he wasn't doing too good".
"Of course, I'm really stoned right now so you should probably get a second opinion".

"Why did you do air-quotes when you said 'analgesics'?"
"Gary showing up in a weakened condition is really going to hurt us. it's too bad we can't sit one player out like we did at the reward challenge".

"You will compete head-to-head in a food eating challenge. Ravu very excited because they haven't eaten anything in over a week. Moto concerned because they just finished a big lunch".
"Lilia... No, Rocky! Liliana still has some in her teeth!"
"That's not clam, that's parsley from lunch".
"Doesn't matter, it's still gross so you lose".

"Boo, you didn't like the trash talking?"
"I got your trash talkin' right here!"
"Gary, hammering that pig snout down, like he's done it every day of his life".
"I'm Minnesota trailer trash, I eat crap like this every day of my life".

"We've had fire for a couple of days now, that's a pretty weak excuse".
"I know we're all down on Anthony for losing this challenge, but don't forget that I sucked at the previous challenge".

"So far our boot picks haven't helped us win a challenge, so I'm going to single myself out and not vote with 'the tribe'".
"I'm on for anyone who isn't me".
"Oh it's you, this is just in case you have the idol".

"According to the clues the hidden immunity idol should be buried right about here. It also said something about it being buried deep, but I don't think that was really part of the clues".
"I couldn't figure out what Sylvia was doing. She's about to be voted out and she knows the hidden immunity idol is here at camp and instead of looking for it she's wasting time playing in the dirt".

"One word answer, what is the state of the tribe?"
"Losers".
"Losers".
"Losers".
"Losers".
"Losers".
"Losers".
"It's not your will, it's your sexual orientation".

"I just have to know if you have the idol or not, but if I had listened to Jeff I would have known that the idol must be played before the votes are cast so who I vote for will not factor into your playing the idol".
"Sylvia the tribe has spoken. And what they've said is they don't like you".

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On last week's show Sylvia (a.k.a. Ms. Bossy) joined the incompetent Ravu tribe, a tribe she ironically created, after they booted what was arguably one of the best looking women in the game, Jessica. Apparently they didn't read the memo from CBS about keeping the eye-candy in the game. Under Ms. Bossy's leadership Ravu choked and blew a massive lead in the "winner take all" combination reward/immunity challenge when Erica went nuts and just started killing people. Before heading back to the four star Moto camp the Moto tribe decided to send Earl to exile island, which compared to the Ravu camp is actually quite nice. Dejected, tired, hungry and thirsty the surviving Ravu members headed back to the cave they call home to lick their wounds (not having any other food to eat). At tribal council Ravu, fearing for their lives, voted to eliminate Erica. "Killing people" might be a bit of an exaggeration.
"Two back to back loss, really affect us. More than dehydration, lack of food or sleep affect us".	"Tomorrow, if I see "big sun" (tm), I would like to spend the day laying on the beach getting a tan, I mean trying to start a fire with glasses". "Yah, me too. That sound good idea".
"If we have a challenge tomorrow, I'm not telling anyone what to do I'm just making a suggestion, maybe, maybe we could try winning it".	"Lisi suggested we paint the floor of the shelter to keep the ants from coming in, apparently ants don't like painted wood which is why you never get ants in your house".
"It's not even Survival, it's thrival, huh huh huh, I just made up a funny word without even hurting myself. Oops...", *crash*, "Ouch!"	"Since I told the guys I was going to try to start a fire as an excuse to lay on the beach all day and not do any work I figured I'd better pretend to be trying. Imagine my shock when I actually started a fire".
"Now that we have fire I'd be scared to be the other team. We're so fired up it's ridiculous. 'Fired up', yuk yuk, get it? 'Fired up'?"	"Now that you have fire you no longer have to earn it, here's your flint". "Now that they have fire what advantage have we got? Besides the shelter, the outhouse, the couch, the blankets and pillows, the food, the fishing gear and the personal trainers. What advantage do we have?".
"Moto, because this is a reward challenge and you can't sit out the same person in back-to-back challenges, you must sit out your second worst player". "Second worst? Oh, that's me".	"Oh! Boo takes another hard fall. Gary, I mean Gary takes another hard fall. Sorry about that Gary, I saw someone falling down and just naturally assumed it was Boo".
"Cassandra trying not to fall, Rita trying not to have a wardrobe malfunction. Cassandra falling down, Rita having a wardrobe malfunction!"	"Next round is Rocky taking on Boo, the paramedics are standing by, the evac. chopper is warmed up. Go!"
"Boo, paddling like a big clumsy Mudskipper".	"Next round is Sylvia against Liliana. We all know Sylvia's going to lose so there's not really any point running this race, but the rules are the rules".
"Today at challenge, I stayed true to form and didn't do very good. My only hope to avoid being voted out at the next tribal council is if everyone forgets what a bossy bitch I am while I'm on exile island".	"It was so funny when Pappa Smurf fell down". "Hey, Pappa Surf's on our team, that's not cool to dis him like that". "He's old, he's be gone before the jury so who cares".
"We were just sitting around and noticed when all the camera guys started focusing on Gary that he wasn't doing too good".	"Of course, I'm really stoned right now so you should probably get a second opinion".
"Why did you do air-quotes when you said 'analgesics'?"	"Gary showing up in a weakened condition is really going to hurt us. it's too bad we can't sit one player out like we did at the reward challenge".
"You will compete head-to-head in a food eating challenge. Ravu very excited because they haven't eaten anything in over a week. Moto concerned because they just finished a big lunch".	"Lilia... No, Rocky! Liliana still has some in her teeth!" "That's not clam, that's parsley from lunch". "Doesn't matter, it's still gross so you lose".
"Boo, you didn't like the trash talking?" "I got your trash talkin' right here!"	"Gary, hammering that pig snout down, like he's done it every day of his life". "I'm Minnesota trailer trash, I eat crap like this every day of my life".
"We've had fire for a couple of days now, that's a pretty weak excuse".	"I know we're all down on Anthony for losing this challenge, but don't forget that I sucked at the previous challenge".
"So far our boot picks haven't helped us win a challenge, so I'm going to single myself out and not vote with 'the tribe'".	"I'm on for anyone who isn't me". "Oh it's you, this is just in case you have the idol".
"According to the clues the hidden immunity idol should be buried right about here. It also said something about it being buried deep, but I don't think that was really part of the clues".	"I couldn't figure out what Sylvia was doing. She's about to be voted out and she knows the hidden immunity idol is here at camp and instead of looking for it she's wasting time playing in the dirt".
"One word answer, what is the state of the tribe?" "Losers". "Losers". "Losers". "Losers". "Losers". "Losers".	"It's not your will, it's your sexual orientation".
"I just have to know if you have the idol or not, but if I had listened to Jeff I would have known that the idol must be played before the votes are cast so who I vote for will not factor into your playing the idol".	"Sylvia the tribe has spoken. And what they've said is they don't like you".