Danger Bunny's Screen Caps - Survivor Fiji, February 15, 2007

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On last week's inaugural episode we started with twenty new survivalists, one of whom was such a loser she quit before filming even started. Rumour has it, she has a fear of being on a Reality-TV show (fame-whore-o-phobia) and applying for the show was part of her therapy [she should ask for her money back].

Her quitting left the producers scrambling for a way to split up nineteen people into two tribes evenly, since the last time an original idea was thought up in Hollywood the Mexican's still owned it, it took the production team a few days to sort the issue out. To buy time they left all nineteen people on one beach for three days and gave them a fort to build to keep them busy.

After construction was completed they singled out Sylvia and made her choose up sides (and make enemies), then just to make sure she'd never fit in they sent her to exile island. The remaining players geared up for a reward/immunity challenge with the winners getting to keep the good camp and the losers being sent to a barren beach with naught but the buffs on their backs. After losing the challenge, Ravu decide to boot out one-half of their eye-candy, Jessica. In the final move of the night, the producers decided to rub Ravu's nose in it just a little bit more by saddling the tribe with a replacement player, Sylvia.

"Since we are all too stupid to practice starting a fire without flint before coming on the show, our only source of potable water is what we can lick off the foliage in the morning".
"Mmmm, tastes like chicken..."
"Hey, isn't that the area we've been using as a outhouse?"

"Here's to roughing it on Survivor!"
"Heh, heh, heh. I just killed an ant with a hammer... Hey, who are you guys? What's a 'PETA'?"

"Rubbing sticks is great if you have thirty people who are well hydrated and have energy, or if you have one boy scout".
"But when you have eight people with a total IQ score of 325, we might as well be trying to start a fire with a garden hose".

"Using good knife, open coconut take one minute. With bad knife, open coconut take two, three minute. That not so good".
"Hey Boo, do you really think you should be doing that with only one eye?"
"Sure, why not. What are the odds that I'll get hurt so soon after hitting myself in the eye with the sign?"

"I'd say about 80/20"
"Boo, just lay in the hammock for a few minutes and try not to hit your head on the ground".
[crash]
"I said 'not hit your head on the ground'".

"It's Sylvia, come on you guys let's go! Oops, too late, she's seen us".
"Better than being hugged by a New Yorker who hasn't showered in several days".

"When Sylvia came back from Exile Island my first thought was to feel her up. But all I could get up the nerve to do was peek in her shoulder bag looking for the immunity idol".
"There's no flint here? You mean I could have been a hero if I had bothered to bring the flint with me? Crap!"

"At this point I feel a bit extraneous, partly because I've been on exile island and they've been bonding for a day. But mostly because I'm completely useless".
"Sylvia does tend to rub people the wrong way. It's not that she's a bad person it's just that she's, for lack of a better word that the FCC will allow on TV, a bitch".

"If I throw you the machete are you going to catch it without hurting yourself?"
"Is my name 'Boo'?"
"No".
"Just throw the damn machete".
"I went all the way up to the top, nothing. There's no more fruit no where. The only place I haven't looked is over there beside the camp in those pineapple bushes".

"I hiked all over this island looking for something to eat and Erica just stumbled into the pineapple patch right beside our camp. She's my hero, I'm going to marry her when we get back home. If she won't marry me, I'll just stalk her".
"What is that, is that fire?"
"No it's not fire you moron, it's a box. Fire has flames and smoke and stuff".

"...Teamwork and the will to win..."
"We got the will, baby!"
"Too bad we don't have the teamwork, or any puzzle solving ability".
"I'm not going to have any problems kickin' butts today, especially after I tiring myself out whacking a bunch of coconuts".

"Explain to me again, how painting our faces is going to help?"
"It's not, but we've got twenty three and a half hours to kill today so it's just something to do".
"We've got a big advantage today as long as I can keep from falling down and hurting myself".

"Moto getting its first look at the new Ravu tribe, Jessica voted out at the last tribal council".
"Jessica? But she had such a nice rack".
"Sylvia, your buff. Try to keep it clean".
"Don't worry Jeff, I won't be around long enough to get it dirty".

"Want to know what you're playing for? A lot of fishing gear. I know it won't matter much to Ravu since they still have room service, but fishing is a good way to while away a few hours".
"Michelle making a great last second catch, she's a shoe-in for VIP if Ravu can keep their lead and actually win a challenge".

"Moto very close, Ravu spending more time watching Moto then assembling their flag pole".
"Owe, owe, owe, owe!"
"Boo? What is it?"
"I fell down and hurt myself".

"Eeeeeeeeek! A snake, a snake, snake, its a snake, oooooooh, it's a snake".
"Yau-man, why are you trying to light a fire with your glasses in the shade?"
"It too hot in direct sunlight".

"Were you trying to look down her shirt too?"
"Yah, because we were losing because we weren't listen to her".
"And do you want her around to remind you of that every few minutes?".

"We've got to vote Erica out today?"
"You mean you're not voting for me? Wow!"
"I feel like we had the right combination before Sylvia joined us"
"Even though we keep losing challenges?"
"We had a couple of kinks to work out..."

"Why are we bailing the boat out while the water is still coming in?"
"Row, row, row your boat, gently across the ocean. Why do we have to keep up the charade that we actually row this boat all the way to tribal council?"
"So the producers can get picturesque shots from the helicopter".

"Mookie, back to back loses in 'winner take all' challenges. How big a losers are you?".
"Huge, massive. We make Ulong (from Survivor:Palau) look like winners".
"Sylvia, you split the tribes and put this group of losers together, then you went to exile island while they bonded and then you joined them like an unwanted younger sibling. Did you feel welcome?".
"About as welcome as a visit from the IRS".

"Anthony, is Sylvia more of a leader?"
"She definitely wants to be, but no one really listens to her".
"So Yau-man, what's the criteria for voting someone out this time?"
"Last time it 'weakest player' (I not know why it not me), this time it 'craziest player', next time it 'bossiest player'".

"Me so sleepy".

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On last week's inaugural episode we started with twenty new survivalists, one of whom was such a loser she quit before filming even started. Rumour has it, she has a fear of being on a Reality-TV show (fame-whore-o-phobia) and applying for the show was part of her therapy [she should ask for her money back]. Her quitting left the producers scrambling for a way to split up nineteen people into two tribes evenly, since the last time an original idea was thought up in Hollywood the Mexican's still owned it, it took the production team a few days to sort the issue out. To buy time they left all nineteen people on one beach for three days and gave them a fort to build to keep them busy. After construction was completed they singled out Sylvia and made her choose up sides (and make enemies), then just to make sure she'd never fit in they sent her to exile island. The remaining players geared up for a reward/immunity challenge with the winners getting to keep the good camp and the losers being sent to a barren beach with naught but the buffs on their backs. After losing the challenge, Ravu decide to boot out one-half of their eye-candy, Jessica. In the final move of the night, the producers decided to rub Ravu's nose in it just a little bit more by saddling the tribe with a replacement player, Sylvia.
"Since we are all too stupid to practice starting a fire without flint before coming on the show, our only source of potable water is what we can lick off the foliage in the morning".	"Mmmm, tastes like chicken..." "Hey, isn't that the area we've been using as a outhouse?"
"Here's to roughing it on Survivor!"	"Heh, heh, heh. I just killed an ant with a hammer... Hey, who are you guys? What's a 'PETA'?"
"Rubbing sticks is great if you have thirty people who are well hydrated and have energy, or if you have one boy scout".	"But when you have eight people with a total IQ score of 325, we might as well be trying to start a fire with a garden hose".
"Using good knife, open coconut take one minute. With bad knife, open coconut take two, three minute. That not so good".	"Hey Boo, do you really think you should be doing that with only one eye?" "Sure, why not. What are the odds that I'll get hurt so soon after hitting myself in the eye with the sign?"
"I'd say about 80/20"	"Boo, just lay in the hammock for a few minutes and try not to hit your head on the ground". [crash] "I said 'not hit your head on the ground'".
"It's Sylvia, come on you guys let's go! Oops, too late, she's seen us".	"Better than being hugged by a New Yorker who hasn't showered in several days".
"When Sylvia came back from Exile Island my first thought was to feel her up. But all I could get up the nerve to do was peek in her shoulder bag looking for the immunity idol".	"There's no flint here? You mean I could have been a hero if I had bothered to bring the flint with me? Crap!"
"At this point I feel a bit extraneous, partly because I've been on exile island and they've been bonding for a day. But mostly because I'm completely useless".	"Sylvia does tend to rub people the wrong way. It's not that she's a bad person it's just that she's, for lack of a better word that the FCC will allow on TV, a bitch".
"If I throw you the machete are you going to catch it without hurting yourself?" "Is my name 'Boo'?" "No". "Just throw the damn machete".	"I went all the way up to the top, nothing. There's no more fruit no where. The only place I haven't looked is over there beside the camp in those pineapple bushes".
"I hiked all over this island looking for something to eat and Erica just stumbled into the pineapple patch right beside our camp. She's my hero, I'm going to marry her when we get back home. If she won't marry me, I'll just stalk her".	"What is that, is that fire?" "No it's not fire you moron, it's a box. Fire has flames and smoke and stuff".
"...Teamwork and the will to win..." "We got the will, baby!" "Too bad we don't have the teamwork, or any puzzle solving ability".	"I'm not going to have any problems kickin' butts today, especially after I tiring myself out whacking a bunch of coconuts".
"Explain to me again, how painting our faces is going to help?" "It's not, but we've got twenty three and a half hours to kill today so it's just something to do".	"We've got a big advantage today as long as I can keep from falling down and hurting myself".
"Moto getting its first look at the new Ravu tribe, Jessica voted out at the last tribal council". "Jessica? But she had such a nice rack".	"Sylvia, your buff. Try to keep it clean". "Don't worry Jeff, I won't be around long enough to get it dirty".
"Want to know what you're playing for? A lot of fishing gear. I know it won't matter much to Ravu since they still have room service, but fishing is a good way to while away a few hours".	"Michelle making a great last second catch, she's a shoe-in for VIP if Ravu can keep their lead and actually win a challenge".
"Moto very close, Ravu spending more time watching Moto then assembling their flag pole".	"Owe, owe, owe, owe!" "Boo? What is it?" "I fell down and hurt myself".
"Eeeeeeeeek! A snake, a snake, snake, its a snake, oooooooh, it's a snake".	"Yau-man, why are you trying to light a fire with your glasses in the shade?" "It too hot in direct sunlight".
"Were you trying to look down her shirt too?"	"Yah, because we were losing because we weren't listen to her". "And do you want her around to remind you of that every few minutes?".
"We've got to vote Erica out today?" "You mean you're not voting for me? Wow!"	"I feel like we had the right combination before Sylvia joined us" "Even though we keep losing challenges?" "We had a couple of kinks to work out..."
"Why are we bailing the boat out while the water is still coming in?"	"Row, row, row your boat, gently across the ocean. Why do we have to keep up the charade that we actually row this boat all the way to tribal council?" "So the producers can get picturesque shots from the helicopter".
"Mookie, back to back loses in 'winner take all' challenges. How big a losers are you?". "Huge, massive. We make Ulong (from Survivor:Palau) look like winners".	"Sylvia, you split the tribes and put this group of losers together, then you went to exile island while they bonded and then you joined them like an unwanted younger sibling. Did you feel welcome?". "About as welcome as a visit from the IRS".
"Anthony, is Sylvia more of a leader?" "She definitely wants to be, but no one really listens to her".	"So Yau-man, what's the criteria for voting someone out this time?" "Last time it 'weakest player' (I not know why it not me), this time it 'craziest player', next time it 'bossiest player'".
"Me so sleepy".