On last week's episode Casaya continued their winning streak, puzzling probability and statistics professionals the world over. Mathematics professor and head of the mathematics department at Purdue, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, was quoted as saying "we don't have numbers large enough to represent the odds of that happening. Infinity has never looked so small". After winning the outhouse in the reward challenge Casaya showed us all what we already knew, none of them know whether to shit or get off the pot. They were given the option to send someone to [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island and unwisely chose to send the person they don't want to find the immunity idol the most. Of course, almost seventy seconds after getting to the island, Terry found the immunity idol. The only thing that prevented Casaya from having a seven-way tie at the tribal ceremony was the fact that they didn't lose the immunity challenge. There was no one clearly to blame for La Mina's loss, like a meltdown at a nuclear power plant it took a number of things to all go wrong all at the same time. Dan, dizzy from a lack of food, hampered his tribe on the balance beam while Sally and Austin forgot they were in a race. Only by combining those strategic errors with Ruth Marie forgetting that she filled her pockets with rocks (to help her dive better) was Casaya able to pull off a win. So for the second time in a row La Mina headed to tribal council, after being berated by Jeff for losing to Casaya again, the guys-alliance decided to vote off Ruth Marie because Sally has better tits.
"It's a proud moment for me to be the last women on the tribe, but it's a lot of work keeping all the guys 'satisfied', if you know what I mean".	Awwww, he's so cute!
"That water's disgusting". "Maybe we shouldn't be using the well as a toilet". "Where do you think we should be going then? In the ocean?"	"It felt really good when the guys-alliance decided to vote me off in fifth place rather than sixth".
"Last one in the ocean is a member of Casaya!" "Hey, no fair you've got a head start".	"We have no food, no potable water, no dry wood for a fire, we're all weak from hunger and our shelter is in the bottom of a hollow. So I decided that what we really needed was a rock garden".
"I don't understand, making a fire from water logged wood didn't sound that difficult when I was reading about it at home".	"Bruce, it's Dire Straits, Money for Nothing, with the fire right now". "To make a fire the first thing you need to do is get some fire wood". "I know, and we've been sitting here all morning waiting for you to go get some".
"You made your stupid rock garden and no one complained, we all laughed at you but we didn't complain. I've been working on this fire as a team all by myself".	"I definitely shouldn't have yelled at Bruce, he could easily kill me with his bare hands and he had the machete!"
"You're calling me childish?" "Yah! What are you going to do about it" "I'm going to hold by breath until you apologise"	"Casaya, you have to sit two people out, two people who can't sit out tomorrow's much more important immunity challenge. Who's it going to be?" "We'll sit out the two weakest members of the tribe, Courtney and Danielle".
"Bruce using all of his years of martial arts training to not chop the head off the fish".	"Bruce, really mad at the fish now".
"Dan and Sally blowing it for La Mina".	"Terry makes a challenge saving catch for La Mina".
"Bruce with a bad toss. Bobby with a great catch, proving once again that he's Casaya's MVP".	"Shane, dunks his fish in the ocean making it extra slippery".
"La Mina you have a choice to make, do you want the rice which is very easy to cook and easy to digest or the beans which are much harder to cook and digest?" "The beans".	"Casaya you have a choice to make, who are you going to send to [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island". "Terry. We want to give him another chance to find the hidden immunity idol in case he didn't find it the first time".
"Casaya, if you can somehow manage to build a fire you've got some food to eat tonight. Head on back".	"We've been messing with the fabric of the universe so badly that when we returned to camp it was a lake".
"We have rice, we have beans, we have fish but we never bothered to store any wood in Casa de Product Placement so we don't have any dry wood".	"This is the biggest joke, it's not like we can just pick up our stuff and move it a few yards down the beach to a place that doesn't flood".
"Eating raw fish was bad enough, but Bruce kept cutting it into pieces that reminded me of leaves".	"We're bonding, in our weird Casaya totally dysfunctional way".
"Casaya won the reward challenge and they're over there enjoying a nice hot dinner of rice, beans and grilled fish. The only thing worse than just getting beans would be getting beans, rice and fish but being unable to build a fire to cook any of it".	"You guys going for seconds?" "Hell yah". "It's going to be a musical camp around here tonight".
"Strangely my body's not responding too well to my pigging out on a bunch of under-cooked beans".	"This reminds me of college".
Just in case there is anyone else this stupid out there trying to get on future seasons? Discussing strategy while you're drunk is NOT a good idea.	"I will never vote you out, ever!" "Yah, same with you". "Wanna make out?" "Cool!"
"It was a bad move for Bobby to drink that last bottle of wine, we all worked really hard to win that challenge. Sitting on the sidelines is just as hard as chopping the fish heads off in one chop!"	"I am worried about my tribe mates, my worst fear right now is that they aren't feeding themselves properly. Oh who am I trying to kid, my worst fear is they are developing an alliance without me in it".
"Creepy coffin". He sees a 'creepy coffin', I see a piece of really nice kindling.	"Going into the immunity challenge, with Nick and I recovering from the beans and with us losing four in a row I'd definitely not give us the edge -- except we're going up against Casaya".
"Now we'll bring in Terry, once again returning from [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island with, potentially, a second immunity idol".	"Watch your head Dan!" "Umph, what?" "I said watch your head". "I can't hear you underwater you idiot".
"Danielle, mixing it up and giving us our weekly gratuitous cleavage shot upside down!"	"La Mina struggling to put their puzzle pieces together, giving Casaya a chance to catch up and win. Again!"
"La Mina has it! The thirteenth sign fails to materialize and the world is safe from The Apocalypse once again!"	There yah go! If La Mina still had their spear gun they could catch themselves one of those tasty morsels. I know Tom would have.
"The group wants Bob out but I want Bob to stay, he'd be perfect to take to the final two".	"What does Bruce bring to the table that Bobby doesn't?" "Water". "Fire, firewood". "Food". "Leadership". "Organization". "Moral". "He might have the hidden immunity idol".
"I'm just tryin' to lay low, fly under the radar and let them kill each other off like them kids in the Lord of the Flies".	"I want you to swear on my kid". "Sure I'll swear on your kid, what do I care about your punk-ass little kid?"
"I get frustrated with Courtney doing yoga on my Zen Rock Garden. It's disgusting, now if Aras wanted to do some yoga, yum yum".	"I don't trust Bobby, I don't. You're a black women, you know you can't trust no black man". "You got that right".
"Stop with the 'don't yell at me', I haven't had a smoke in weeks I'll yell at anyone for anything at anytime".	"It's hard to strategize with Cirie, Courtney and Danielle. They don't think logically, it's like they're women or something.
"Last time you were here I felt like you were a tribe in name only, has that changed?" "Absolutely not".	"Bobby you're egotistical and selfish and you remind me too much of myself".
"Aras. That's one vote Courtney, one vote Bobby, one vote Bruce and one vote Aras. If this turns out to be a seven-way tie I'm going to kick the whole lot of you out".	"There is no doubt in my mind that you're the most screwed up group in Survivor history but maybe the honesty shared here tonight will bring you together. I doubt it but stranger things have happened".