Shortly after Bruce returned from [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island he started to whip Casaya into shape and showed them the basics of wilderness survival, things like it's a good idea to drink water. His return was short lived however when Shane blabbed to La Mina how important his return has been to their tribe. After Casaya lost the giant slingshot challenge La Mina sent him back into exile on [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island highlighting the wisdom in the old saying "loose lips sink ships". The book makers in Vegas had set the odds of Casaya winning an immunity challenge at 132,000:1 making a few people (unfortunately not me) very happy and very rich when Casaya pulled off the upset of the series and beat La Mina in the mixed-doubles pillow fight. The members of La Mina (just like the crew, the producers, the members of Casaya and everybody watching the show) never figured that Casaya would win an immunity challenge and were left scrambling to figure out whom to eliminate. In the end the guy's alliance held and they voted out Misty. Poor, sweat, big-eyed, flirty Misty.
"Last night at tribal council Misty was voted out. The guys said they were voting for Ruth Marie so I'm out of the loop. It's like the guys have an alliance or something".	"Mommy! Wait up..."
"How would you like to go to the final five with us guys?" "I'd love to, that would be great. But what about the final four?" "You won't be part of the final four". "Oh, OK. That's still great. I get to suffer in this hell hole for a few more weeks and still walk away with nothing".	"You're not only weak in both the physical and mental challenges but you're oblivious to the machinations going on around you in camp. So you're perfect to be the fifth member of our alliance".
"I think Sally has noticed how we've excluded her from our alliance and would drop us almost as fast as we would drop her".	"I got one! I got one! Check out this snail I just got. He was a fast bugger, he almost got away!."
"After our grueling snail hunt we get back to camp and see Courtney doing some hippy-yoga thing and that pissed us off. Bobby and Danielle were still sleeping but that's not as annoying as that hippy-yoga crap".	"Can we agree to not argue during dinner?" "This isn't arguing, this is contradiction". "No it isn't." "It is!" "It is not". "Look, you just contradicted me". "I did not".
"Everyone is getting upset with everyone else so my strategy is just to stay out of the way and let them kill each other".	"Hey Jeff! Stop squeezing the product placement".
"The hard part of this is getting the puzzle piece up and inside the ring. Sally with a great strategy! Jeff giving hints to Casaya!"	"Bobby losing time for Casaya! Jeff rubbing it in!"
"Danielle with this week's gratuitous cleavage shot".	"Casaya solving the puzzle! La Mina setting puzzle pieces free to live in the wild".
Oh my god! There are giant flies too?! Was this place a nuclear test site in the sixties or something?	"When Terry gets back he's going to be proud of how this camp looks". "Hey, who got sent to [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island and made you leader?" "Terry. Weren't you paying attention back there?".
"When you're stranded on a deserted island and just trying to survive, make sure you bring lot's of soft squeezable charmin".	"I vote that we don't use the bathroom as a bathroom". "Of course you do, you can pee standing up".
"The brain trust that is Casaya voted to use the outhouse to store firewood. I decided that I don't care if they vote me out and took a huge dump in it".	"I'm the KING OF THE WORLD!"
"'Why', 'why', why would they put 'why' in quotes?"	"Who?" "No not 'who', 'why'".
"Or how about 'Y'? That tree is shaped like a Y. They wouldn't rip off the 'W' from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World would they?"	"Yes they would!"
"That immunity idol in my back pocket is definitely going to be my ace in the hole, which is also where I think I'm going to have to hide it".	"Such a bummer huh? It's a shame we don't have a little shelter we could use to keep the wood dry to make starting the fire easier". "What happened to the idea of using Casa de Product Placement?" "Ever since Bobby used it no one can get within ten feet of it".
"That's not very nice". "What's not very nice?" "Using words I don't understand, words like 'aversion' and 'working'".	"Cirie? Do you think she works hard?" "Keep me outa this, I'm Switzerland Baby!"
"I've been digging for 30 seconds, that's enough. Let someone else finish it".	OK, giant insects are one thing, but that image is going to give me nightmares!"
"He's been out there a long time, how hard is it to catch fish?" "Too bad we don't have a spear gun, huh Sally?"	"I figure we've got about three more days before we have to start eating snail soup".
"We now bring back Terry (plus one), returning from [cue: creepy music and reverb effect] Skull Island".	"This week's immunity challenge is going to test your balance, your teamwork, and your ability to guess people's weight".
This challenge would be so much more fun if it was full contact	"Dan falls off, blowing it for La Mina!"
"Sally and Austin in the lead, they can win this if they don't waste time filling their bucket".	"Sally and Austin, wasting time filling their bucket".
"With some creative editing we'll make it look like another close victory for Casaya".	"Hey Aras, I think you're enjoying this celebratory hug a little too much".
"How long did you look for the immunity idol?" "Let's see, I guess about two hours". "You found it pretty quickly then, huh?"	"What ever happens tonight, I just want you to forget about me losing the spear gun". "The spear gun? Oh yah, I'd forgotten about that".
"If I was serious about wanting to have the best shot at winning the immunity challenges I'd suggest voting off Dan".	"Here's the thing, you never promised Ruth Marie. Dan promised her without clearing it with you first, God Father".
"Austin came up to me and asked for permission to vote off Ruth Marie, I really liked that he showed the much respect".	"I just can't believe how fast the million dollar prize has come between us. It's almost like we didn't know each other two weeks ago".
"Sally will give us up like that [snap]. Ruth Marie isn't smart enough to give us up, she'll be loyal to the end".	"The all-mighty men are up there plotting and scheming and us women are just left wondering what they're going to do. It's too bad I'm not smart enough to do my own plotting".
"Sally, did anyone ask Terry if he found the immunity idol?" "We talked around it without actually asking him straight out". "Why didn't you ask him straight out?" "He never game us permission to".	"Austin, what did you miss about Terry when he was gone?" "Aside from his warm comforting embrace during the long cold nights I missed his leadership. The rest of us have a real hard time deciding what to do when Terry isn't there giving us our orders".
"No matter what the challenge is I'm going to give it my best and even on my worst day I'm ten times better than Ruth Marie on her best".	"Austin, you blew the immunity challenge when you poured the water into the bucket so slowly. Why shouldn't you be voted out tonight?" "Because I'm part of the guy alliance".
"Let's go back to last tribal council. Sally, you were out of the loop and were surprised when Misty was voted out. Did you do what it takes to get yourself in the loop?" "Ummm, no".	"Ruth Marie, when you're voted out tonight what will your tribe miss tomorrow?" "I don't know that they will miss anything, but karma will get them eventually".
"It's you or me tonight girl. Either way, I'll see you after the next tribal council".	"Despite that fact that you've lost two immunity challenges in a row to the most dysfunctional tribe we've ever had you've still got a positive attitude. I think we're going to have to check what herbs you've been putting in your snail soup".