We've had to put up with a lot this season, filking, wardrobe malfunctions, arm-pit hair, quitters, gay drama-queens, rats, ugly underwear, trademark infringements and contestant weight-gain. On the upside there were plenty of red-neckisms, wardrobe malfunctions, shark hunting, poisonous snakes, tasty clams, jellyfish, native dancing and point-head sticks. We got to watch one tribe implode and disappear in a puff of incompetence and we were, best of all, blessed with Binky's visage for several weeks. We're down to the final-four and in tonight's two-hour extravaganza two people's dream of giving the Internal Revenue service $650,000 dashed as they are voted out of the cool tribe. The show will climax with the losers-vote and the crowning of the Homecoming King or Queen.
"I'm so glad Caryn went bonkers last night. I'm so glad it's out there that Ian betrayed me just because I betraying him!"	"Oh my God! I haven't seen this much food in over three hours!"
"This is the moment I've been waiting for, the moment when I get to back-stab somebody. The million dollars be damned, I want to back-stab someone".	"Girls, I said it's a two seater! One of you has to get out!" "Shut up Tom! This is as close to hot girl-on-girl action as I've ever been".
"The other thing the survivor wins is represented by the fake cheque in the glove box". "Umm Jeff, I don't know how to break this to you but we've known about the millions dollar prize all along. That's why we signed up for the show".	"Once again Binky isn't here to grant immunity but he's here in spirit. Oh who am I trying to kid? Binky can't stand any of you any more than I do. I'm only here because I can't get out of my contract".
"After going through the tires, unlocking all the locks, untying all the ropes, building all the climbing apparatus, sliding down the zip-line and figuring out the combination to the lock, you will write a twenty-five thousand word essay on your experience on the island. Then you will have to fetch fifty-five gallons of fresh water, kill a shark with a point-head stick and finally travel to Iraq and find the WMDs".	"Katie struggling already". "I'm not struggling Jeff. There is no way in hell I'm going to win this competition so I'm just going through the motions. I wouldn't even be doing that if you hadn't given that damn P.A. the cattle prod". "Sorry about the cattle prod, it just seemed appropriate".
"Jenn in the lead which means I just lost a twenty dollar bet!"	"Ian and Jenn fighting for that second spot but it's not much of a fight since Jenn's rope isn't even long enough to reach the ground".
And one last one for the ladies.	"Tom wins immunity. It couldn't come at a better time". "What do you know that I don't know?"
"Sorry Jenn but we're voting you off tonight". "I've been expecting this since you betrayed my Greggy-kins".	"If I'd won immunity it would have been a really easy decision to vote you off". "What?" "Oops, was that out loud?"
"I'm not going, I'm not going. Ian, thank you for shoving both feet in your mouth. Keep going, the more you talk the longer I'm staying".	"Katie, why are you so pained by all this". "Because it's all Ian this and Tom that. No one is paying attention to me".
"The only thing we know for sure is Tom's not giving up immunity".	"This isn't fair. This is work, I haven't had any practice doing work. Can't I have Tom build my fire for me?"
"It's neck and neck! Who's it going to be? It's gonna be close..."	"I've got to start exercising, I've packed on almost two ounces since these Survivor guys showed up".
"Ian, Tom's pissed at you backstabbing him because he wasn't expecting it. I've back-stabbed him half-a-dozen times and he's not pissed at me because that's what he's come to expect".	"We have to bury the torches at sea? Are they kidding us?" "It's a two hour show Tom, they need to fill time with flashbacks. This is just like the fifteen minutes they wasted recapping the show at the beginning of the episode".
"This is the final time you're going to paddle the last hundred yards to a challenge after being towed the rest of the way".	"I guess nobody's going to willingly step down". "Have you got chocolate? I'll step down for chocolate".
"What are you thinking about Ian?" "I'm wondering how I'm going to pay the income-tax for my Vette if I don't make the final two".	"I'm not enjoying myself. This would be a lot easier if you had built a chair into it".
"We've been out here eight hours and there hasn't been any talk of a deal. Did you guys not read your scripts?" "Sorry Jeff, we had to use our scripts to start the fire this morning".	"A hundred thousand dollars is chump change and you're a chump, so what's the problem?"
"It's been almost twelve hours, if something doesn't happen soon I'm coming out there and pushing one of you off".	"Wait, you'll step down if he doesn't take you?" "Correct". "Are you wacky from the heat?"
"Ian would have my friendship and my respect just like all the 'special' kids my fire station supports".	"Nobody would have predicted this move, it's that insane".
"Ian, you are officially the dumbest person to ever play this game".	"Let me tell you about the dream I had last night". "If it's another dream about you, Probst and a bunch of bananas I don't want to hear it".
"There's a scary beast there, inside Tom. That's why I'm so hot for him".	"Goodbye coconuts. Goodbye tree-mail". "Goodbye dysentery, goodbye sand-fleas, goodbye contaminated water".
"We'll now bring in the final member of the jury, Shaggy".	"Katie. You're whinier, lazier and bitchier than I am, so know that the only way I'm voting for you is if I hate Tom more than you".
"Tom, you back-stabbed me, why should I vote for you". "I back-stabbed you because Ian convinced me that you were back-stabbing me". "I have a followup question, why is your nose growing?"	"Katie, why should I not vote for Tom?" "I can't think of anything, I'd vote for Tom".
"Tom, with you being a man why should I vote for you when your kind has oppressed us women for thousands of years?"	"Tom, henceforth to be referred to as 'The Questionee', and myself, henceforth to be referred to as 'The Questioner'. Whereby the Questionee's opinion of the Questioner is at issue, fully detail said opinion". "What?" "What was I to you?"
"You guys both voted out my Greggy-poo. Why should I vote for either of you?"	"Tom, why shouldn't I vote for you?" "Because, like Katie, I'm never going to sleep with you".
I know you'd like me to count the votes now but we're going to let you flap in the breeze for a couple of months until the reunion show".

Visitor's Comments: fireflyer writes: Loved these; thanks for the memories :)