Before we get started I just wanted to point this out. On last week's show Jeff mentioned how much Ian reeks and two weeks ago I had posted this: "Why won't anyone sit near me?" "Because you won't use the deodorant we won". "But it says 'made for a woman' right on it". I don't usually care about accuracy when I'm doing these but I just have to say: I nailed that one!
Last week the ex-Kororian's plan to eliminate the last ex-Ulongoid weren't scuttled by a quitter and weren't delayed by the need to vote off someone being uber-bitchy so they were finally able to get rid of the last person who wasn't previously part of their tribe that doesn't exist anymore. Gregg made his move to take control and put his plan to take Jenn to the final two into motion. Will the other survivors take their heads out of their individual asses long enough to detect it? Will they be able to stop it if they do? Will they finally realize that this isn't a team sport? Will Caryn become the all-time favourite survivor by bitch-slapping Katie onto the next island? To find out the answers to these and other perplexing questions I'm too lazy to type out, stay tuned for this week's exciting new episode:
"If I was playing against me I'd vote me outa here. Fortunately for me they're not that smart".	"Caryn's more nervous than a lone Ulonger in a tribe full of Kororians".
"I did make a promise to my girl, Katie. If I win and take her on reward maybe she'll let me hold her hand".	"A test? No one said anything about there being a test!"
"Want to know what you're playing for? Oh hold on, wait for that boat to get out of the way".	"First Question, baluts taste like; A. A baby's diaper; B. Tasty Wheat; C. Feet; or D. A partially developed duck embryo?"
"The islands of Palau are surrounded by; A. Sea monsters; B. Tasty Wheat; C. Water; or D. A tear in the fabric of the universe?"	"Palau lies to the North-East of; A. Wisconsin; B. The North Pole; C. Never Never Land; or D. The islands to the South-West?"
"Gregg, did you just ask permission?" "Yah". "When did you and Jenn get married?"	"True or false, Elvis Presley is alive and well and living in Palau?"
"The coconut crabs that inhabit Palau have a special ability, is it; A. The ability to swallow an adult whole; B. Razor sharp claws made from stainless steel; C. The intelligence not to appear on a Reality-TV show; or D. They have frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?"	"Oh me, pick me, I need the food. I'm skin and bones a couple of more days and I'll be Janued". "Katie". "Katie? Katie's got enough meat on her to last a month, I'm starving here dude!"
"Sorry guys, I'll pay you back". "Oh you'll pay, you'll pay. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha!"	"That's just the icing and we're here for the cake". "But the icing is the best part of the cake". "You're right, bad analogy".
"If Katie's willing to sell me out for a night on a yacht there's no way she's ever going to let me see her naked".	"Check it out! Nothing can go wrong on this boat".
"Ugh! Well, our plan to make coconut-rum is a complete failure".	"So what do you propose?" "Well, assassination isn't an option". "Not so fast there my dolphin lovin' friend".
"Ow, ow, ow. What the hell are you doing to my feet?"	"You and I are both willing to get rocks?" "If it's good enough for Charlie Brown it's good enough for me".
"Anyone even hints that tribal council will be interesting and we're done".	"Isn't your wife going to be jealous if she sees me touching you like this?"
This has nothing to do with anything, but that's a cool looking jelly fish!	"Well this is easy to untie. Maybe they have James doing the tree mail".
"We're running out of ideas so we're recycling a bunch of earlier challenges".	"Tom and Gregg really going for it. Tom and Gregg not understanding that coming in first at each stage is meaningless".
"Katie clear on the concept that you just have to not be last".	"Ian has it. Tom has it. Tom painting an even larger target on his back by proving he's a threat in puzzle challenges too".
"Jenn moving on". "You beat me? But you're just a girl!"	Not that it would have changed the outcome, but Tom got gypped. That tile is clearly broken.
"Ian get over here. *sniff sniff* Ooo, April fresh". "Thanks for noticing Jeff".	"Hey Tom, want a hand?" "No I'm good Ian. You just stay on the beach".
"I've been thinking a lot. I said I'd look out for you but then you went and back-stabbed me in the reward challenge and if I wasn't such a wimp I'd do something about it".	"Jenn, you clearly wear the pants in your relationship with Gregg. Are you concerned that may put a target on your back?" "No, my Greggy-kins will protect me".
"When Jenn and I hooked up it wasn't strategic, I was just horny".	"Gregg, you're the dark horse and I'm scared of horses. So it's time for you to go".
"Ooo, I might get to hang out at the loser lodge with Gregg! If I play my cards right maybe he'll wash my back!"	"What? I don't understand. I never gave Gregg permission to get voted out".