This is my first attempt creating screen-caps parodying a Reality-TV Show. So let's
get started with a look at the cougars ladies that are
left. |

First up is Suzanne in a stunning black and white (is that leather?) bondage inspired
top. |

Then there's Nicole who I think just sat on something nasty... |

Tammy -- looking quite blurry in this shot with her 3 foot long neck. |

Stacy -- breath out Stacy, you have to breath out too... |

Melanie -- It's called food, you should look into eating some occasionally. |

Marilyn -- showing more cleavage than the Grand Canyon. |

And last I love her but not
least I really do love her is
no seriously, I love her Sharon. |

In a preview of upcoming events we see... The Claw, The Claw. |

OK, no one beleives that's a legal license plate do they? |

"You just take it and put it in there".
"Ewww". |

"It's Rin Tin Tin, the Super Mutt".
At least someone on this show had some personality and talent. |

"Fetch! I know eight thousand tricks, I play chess, dance on two legs, solve
quadratic equations and all they want me to do is fetch this stupid disk! I need
a better agent." |

"Ewwww, dog spit!"
"Ewwww!"
"Ewwww!" |

The worlds loudest fax machine! |

"Look how big my shotgun is". |

"See how much my shoulder hurts?" |

"Giving of yourself, ugh". |

"I said wait up, #%$#@$#@" |

"I have one more thing for you to do before I launch my plan for world domin...
nevermind". |

"Do you want to be on a cheesy reality TV show?" |

"The lady who will be going home this evening is, [dramatic pause], Tammy". |

"Are you girls out of your minds?" |

The walk of shame... |

"Go Marty, Go! Go, Marty, Go!" |

"Mmmmm, catsup. Does this give you any ideas Marty?"
"Yah, but they're all gross". |

"Ow! Right in my eye!" |

"I'm not really a delivery guy, I'm an actor".
"Yah, whatever". |

The Evil Fax Machine of Death! |

This is possibly the worst thing that ever jump out of a cake... |

"My girls are insane, Sharon would definately have given it up". |

The walk of shame, part duex. |

"I'm a justice of the peace, guess what. When we said the show was called Who
Wants to Marry My Dad, we were serious". |

"Actually get married!" |

"Actually get married!" |

"Actually get married!" |

"Actually get married!" |

"Actually get married!" |

"Actually get married!" |