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After spending four grueling weeks in Paris picking through
twenty-five women, Travis has selected the four women he can stomach the idea of
meeting the parents of. So it's back to the States (and Canada) for our lonely Dr.
Love and his four remaining Meeting "The Parents" can be a nerve wracking experience, now imagine meeting parents who are questioning your intentions before they even know who you are and you're doing it on (inter)national TV. Fortunately Travis doesn't seem to be aware of much of what is going on around him and is actually looking forward to it. So bring on the gun-totin' Papas, the suspicious Mamas, the jealous sisters, the over-protective brothers and the horny Nanas! Let's get this party started! |
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 "I need to get to know these women in their own homes, away from the hostage-like atmosphere of the chateau to really learn who they are". |
 "I really like Susan, not only because she's hot and uses rhymes in her pet names for herself..." "I'm a smitten kitten". "... but also because she has a soft focus". |
 "I've also had a connection with Sarah from Canada. She's sweet and innocent and she has that, 'she from an exotic foreign country' thing going for her". |
 "There's no question that Sarah from Tennessee and I have a lot in common, we've known each other since kindergarten. She's like a sister to me and I just don't know if I can get jiggy with her and not get creeped out". |
 "And then there's Moana. There's just something about her that's intriguing and it's not just her ability to eat a banana in one bite". |
 "Any of these women could be the woman I end up with for the rest of |
 "When I fly half-way around the world to make a fool out of myself on a cheesy Reality-TV show, I fly Bluestar Jets. Bluestar Jets putting the 'BJ' in private air travel". |
 "I like your home". "Isn't it awesome". "There are so many hot babes all over the place! It's insane". |
 "I think my parents and Travis are going to get along very well. They've always wanted me to date someone who didn't have a prison record". |
 "Would you ever want to live somewhere else?" "Sure! Hawaii, Australia, Florida, the Caribbean, South Africa". "What about somewhere there is no surfing, like Nashville?" "I don't understand the question". |
 "Being with you has been one of the best experiences of my life". "I know it has". |
 "It's two o'clock. Time for the gratuitous bikini shot". |
 "Are you worried he won't like me?". "I'm worried the INS will be watching the show". |
 "Walking into the house you could tell how excited everyone was to be on TV". |
 "How do you find this whole arrangement? Because frankly I'm just disgusted with the whole dumbing down of TV and the destruction of lives and families, just for ratings". |
 "I was told not to discuss religion or politics on the show". |
 "Cheers, to the Spanish Inquisition". "It was something I certainly didn't expect". |
 "What's your take Dad?" "I'm just opposed to the whole scenario. I just don't like it". "What whole scenario?" "The whole 'you being involved with a guy' scenario". |
 "You said you knew Mom was the one the first time you met, at the ball game when she eat your peanuts. How did you know?". "I knew because she eat my peanut". |
 "My entire family sliced Travis up and threw him on the barbeque. That's not what I meant when I said I just wanted to eat him". |
 "Ow! Ow! My hands don't bend that way!" |
 "Sarah and I had a very strong connection in the beginning, somewhere along the line while I was dating twenty-four other women there's been a little distance growing between us". |
 "Welcome to Winnipeg!" "It's great to be... Oh my god! What is that?" "That's just a mosquito". |
 "Here, you better fill up now. I love her but my Mom's not the best cook". |
 "Are there going to be lots of pictures of you at the house?" "Only in my pageant shrine". |
 "Are there rules to this game?" "Yes". "I don't like rules". "Then how do you determine who has to strip?" |
 "Have you ever played before?" "Uh, uh". "Ever?" "Well, yes. Just never sober". |
 "So are you not curious about what was going on in the house?" "Of course I'm curious. Why don't you tell me about it, start with the pillow fights". |
 "So you're a doctor, eh? Do you like older women?" |
 "This is my first time in Winnipeg. I went to public school so I didn't even know where Canada was. I had to look it up on a map". |
 "Country music is Nashville's claim to fame but I um..." "You're not into country music?" "No. I have good taste". |
 "So, you're in medical school. I only have one piece of advice, it will get better. You're so sick of studying and never having time to date but once you're a doctor chicks throw themselves at you". |
 "When I found out Sarah still lives at home I didn't know how to feel about that. I've never dated a geek before". |
 "Sarah kept talking about the women in the house, I don't know if it's insecurity, jealousy or something else. I'm hoping it's lust, a five-some would be sweet". |
 "I feel like I have to fight for him but I don't know how to do that". "I think it's always important to keep your arms up, you've got to protect your head, try some combinations don't just throw one punch and watch for the opportunity to counter-attack. If all that fails pull their hair". |
 "I like this because otherwise the mosquitoes will eat you alive at night". |
 "After this date I'm feeling really confident going into this next rose ceremony. Why are you guys high-fiving each other?" |
 "Thanks for having me". Whoa, they skipped that part! Damned FCC regulations! |
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