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Before I begin I'd like to apologize for these screen caps being late, I have no excuse. Due to the Canadian Federal Election coverage this episode was preempted on my local station and I missed the first few minutes before I realised it and switched to recording it from the US station. So, with that out of the way we can get on with the show.
Now that I've been here for a few days and I'm used to the routine I'm a little more confident that Travis won't see me without my makeup and get scared off.	What's up with the weird head thingy?
"Kevin and I really see Susan as Kevin's type, which leaves the rest of the ladies for us".	"That'll be five bucks, five bucks, five bucks, a date with me, five bucks".
"If I we get lost I'm going to get really frustrated because when I eventually break down and ask someone for directions I won't be able to understand what they're saying".	"Before we could find our way to Paris we had to wait while the camera guys setup all these drive-bys and they take even longer to do than crane shots".
"The trip was very annoying, you'd think the actors they hired to play the random guys on the street would speak English".	"I don't think this is down town Paris". "I 'm not so sure, a lot of these third world countries keep livestock in their metropolitan centers".
"I wish it had occurred to me to learn some French when I first heard that we'd be going to France".	"I don't think you can park here". "I'm a doctor, I can park anywhere".
Is she? Is she? She is! She's grabbing his ass! You go girl!	"I just wanted tonight to be a night where Susan could relax and just be Susan. So I took her and the three camera crews to an empty restaurant".
"How are you still single?" "I spent seven years in med-school, four years as a resident, I work 100 hours a week and I can get laid anytime I want.	"I don't know why Moana is here, she refuses to completely fall in love with a guy she's only spend a few minutes with. What's up with that?"
"It felt great to see the relief in her eyes when I offered her the rose. Being away from the hospital my arrogance was starting to diminish slightly but that topped it back up".	"She's making out with him". "How do you know that?" "I overheard one of the producers saying it was in his contract".
"Urf Urf Urf". "Forget it, you've had enough fish".	"The French Riviera is like the dream date of dream dates, if you don't count that there will be five women, one guy, no sex and a camera in their face every second. I hope our date is just as extravagant. Why is everyone on the crew laughing?"
"You've got something in your teeth, here I'll get it".	"Did you kiss him?" "Yes". "How am I going to win when there's someone else ahead of me. Was there any tongue?" "No." "Oh, well then, that's how".
"We walked around the corner and there was this unbelievable pimp-daddy yacht". Girlfriend, you're white! Stop trying to be hip, it's not possible for someone with your skin-tone to be hip.	"Moana is definitely playing the game now. At first she thought the show was all about finding someone to fall in love and live happily ever after with".
"Eeeeee! I wanna go back up, I wanna go back up, I don't want to die!"	"That was fun, but why don't we step it up a bit and go have a shower..." "All of us at once, or one at a time?" "Umm, whatever".
"I'm feeling lucky tonight". "Did you say 'feeling lucky' or 'getting lucky'?" "What's the difference?"	"I definitely wanted the first one-on-one time with Travis. I don't really care about him I just didn't want Moana to go first".
"I wanted to make sure he knew that some of the girls [cough]Moana[cough] were here to launch their career and not here to snag a rich doctor".	"For Moana to take up all of his time just so she can get face time on camera pissed us off because we're here trying to get our name on his ATM card".
[knock, knock] "Who's that?" "Probably just the neighbour wanting to borrow a cup of snails again".	"Looking forward to sharing a part of me with both of you". "What, like some kind of transplant?"
"We have no idea what we're doing, just that one of us isn't coming back to the house. I would never have come on this show if I knew we'd be kept in the dark about the dates and we'd be eliminated one by one".	"You dance really well". "It's easy, I just pretend that you're a pole".
"Oops, sorry for interrupting but I didn't want Sara to get any quality time with you". "Just give us two minutes". "That's all it'll take? That's a big disappointment".	"So what's up with the rose?" "Since none of you are giving 'it' up tonight, I'm not giving it up tonight".
"I wanted to know if you sleep naked so I'm bringing you this coffee as an excuse to come into your bedroom".	"We realised that Moana took him some coffee so she could get some more alone time. What a bitch! I wish I'd thought of that".
"Moana, would you accept this rose". "Of course. [under her breath] my evil plan is working perfectly. Muah-ha-ha".	"Tonight we're going to do, what in my opinion is the best way to get to know someone really well". "A threesome?" "Camping!"
"Camping! Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a threesome?"	"Nayh, nayh nayh nayh, nayh!"
"Not in a million years did I think the show would be so cheap as to send us camping".	"Our family never went on a vacation that didn't involve camping". "Oh that's so sad. You grew up poor, huh?"
"Let's play Survivor, I'll be Tom and you be the shark".	"It doesn't bother me that Travis likes the camping and the outdoors because once we're married I'll change him!"
"By the way, you're very entertaining. I haven't seen anyone that incompetent with a knife since I went camping with my three year old nephew".	[jungle noises] "We're in France not South America, I don't know why the sound guy keeps playing his 'Sounds of the Jungle' CD".
"I don't like camping and I know you do but that's OK. There things you can teach me and I'm sure there are some things I can teach you". "Like what?" "Well, like shoes. I know everything there is to know about shoes".	"I'm not the type of girl that's going to give you the right answers and I've got the report cards to prove it".
"My one-on-one time tonight sucked, and not in the good way".	"As far as the rose goes, what I've tried to have guide me through this is my feelings. Unfortunately my contract specifies that the producers get to make all the decisions".
"But since they're already suing my for breach of contract for my picks in the first rose ceremony I don't really have much to lose. So Sarah, will you accept this rose?"	"Yes I'm upset that I'm going home and there are girls at the house that shouldn't be. OK?" "Sorry, but we need to see real tears before we can finish this interview. We can torture a puppy if you think that would help".
"I do like Sarah, I do have a special connection with her. And I want her to know that I can get past her being a foreigner".
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