Danger Bunny's Screen Caps - The Bachelor:Paris, January 9, 2006

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"You're from Nashville too?"
"Yah, you look familiar. I think we may have had a one-night stand together once".
"Hi I'm Kathy, I can tell right away that you're the one guy I've been waiting my whole life to meet".
"So, you decided to play the psycho-stalker card early, huh?"
"I don't like to waste time pretending I'm something I'm not".

"Hi ya'll".
"Where in the South are you from?"
"Well hush my mouth, how could ya'll tell I'm from the South?"
"It was just a wild guess".
"What was all the giggling about in there?"
"I can't tell you that, but I do have pictures I can show you later".
"I'm looking forward to it".

"Beautiful eyes, beautiful tie, love it".
"Well thank you, but I've got coloured contacts and the tie is from the costume department".
"It's very European to kiss on both sides".
"Oh that's what that was, I just thought you missed twice".

"Is this your first time in Paris?"
"My first real time".
"What do you mean, did you just imagine that you were here before?"
"No I was here during spring-break a few years ago, but I was so drunk I don't remember any of it".
"Hi Stephanie, welcome to Paris".
"Can I give you a hug?"
"Of course you can, can I grab your ass?"
"Of course you can".

"Bonsoir".
"Ah? bonsoir madam"?
[continues speaking French]
"Where did you learn to speak French?"
"I have a minor in French, from college".
"Well yah, it would be weird to have a minor in French from somewhere else".
"Where in Canada are you from?"
"Manitoba".
"Is that in the province of Moosehead?"

"You just met twenty-five gorgeous women, but don't forget at the end of the night you have to send more than half of them home".
"But I get to sleep with the ones that stay right?"
"Well, that's between you them and the camera guys".
"Now that you've met the twenty-five bachelorettes, do you have any questions?"
"Yah, why are you wearing one black glove?"
"Ah, that's private".

"When you go in, you'll find a single red rose. You should give it to the one woman you want to stay".
"Why the special rose when the rose ceremony is later tonight anyway?"
"Its presence makes the women anxious and that makes for better TV".
"When he walked in the room, the room got silent. Except for all the yelling, clapping and screaming".

"I think we'd make hot little babies".

Wait a minute, does she have a thing for little kids? Aren't they supposed to screen for that kind of thing?
"I want to thank you all for coming to, basically to another country, to take a chance that the producers won't make you look like a bunch of raving psychos. No matter what happens I hope you will all walk away from this with some lovely parting gifts. But just in case you don't I suggest shoving some towels and lots of those little shampoo bottles into your suitcases".

"Ooo my God, he's got money!"
"What's it feel like to have twenty-five women just like, clawing at you?"
"Disappointed the show is not on ShowTime".

"So what do you do"?
"Actually I'm a doctor. What was that?"
"What?"
"It sounded like twenty-five pairs of panties all hitting the floor at the same time".
"So you're an E.R. Doctor, like George Clooney".
"Well no, George Clooney is an actor".
"What do you mean, I've seen him on TV saving people".

"So why are you still single?"
"Well I work 14 hours a day, I'm on call 24 hours a day, and being a hunky doctor chicks can't wait to get me in the sack. So I haven't really been looking".
"I need a guy that has substance. A guy who has, how can I put this delicately"?
"A big package?"
"A thick wallet".

"OK, close your eyes".
"Why?"
"It' the only way I'm going to get you to stop staring at my chest".
Dun dun dun!!!!

"I don't mean to be rude but I'm going to be anyway. Carry on, pretend I'm not here butting in".
"I want to move on to the next phase in my life, the reproductive phase. And I need to start soon because quite frankly, my eggs are rotting".
"Oh that's what that smell is".

"Hi".
"How are you?"
"Well I'm not ready for the reproductive phase".
"You're ready to practice thought, right?"
"Are you a big country music fan?"
"No, but only because I'm not tone-deaf".

"I gave Sara the Rose because she's just so cute, and... I want to jump her sweet Canadian bones".
"Why do they keep cutting to me? Is that a good sign or a bad sign?"

"Stop cutting to me, or at least tell me if that's a good thing or a bad thing!"
"They keep cutting to me and silver-dress chick, one of us is going home and one of us is leaving. Either way I won't have to smell her rotting eggs anymore".

"Before you hand out the final rose tonight, I need you to turn your head and cough".
"I can not believe he chose some of those women over me. I've focused my entire life on my career, I'm sure I'd be able to figure out a way to make a couple of hours a week for him".

"The only reason I came on this show is because all the traditional methods are failing. Internet dating, blind dating, dating services, I've tried all that. Why can't I find a guy who wants to be with me when I can squeeze a few moments out of my schedule".
"Travis! Why didn't you pick me? You don't find me attractive? I'm too short? My boobs are too small? What?"
"Well all that and you've got too much attitude, you're pushy, demanding, intolerant, high strung, you hate men and the only reason you want to get married is to have a guy pay for your spawn".
"You're just like all those other guys, you're intimidated by my success. Aren't you?"

"To all of you, to Paris, to the adventure we're all about to embark on, and to the hot tubs we're going to end up in!"
"How can he not choose me? Another doctor. Explain it to me, I want to know".
"Look lady I've tried to tell you, I just do the lights. You've got to leave me alone".

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"You're from Nashville too?" "Yah, you look familiar. I think we may have had a one-night stand together once".	"Hi I'm Kathy, I can tell right away that you're the one guy I've been waiting my whole life to meet". "So, you decided to play the psycho-stalker card early, huh?" "I don't like to waste time pretending I'm something I'm not".
"Hi ya'll". "Where in the South are you from?" "Well hush my mouth, how could ya'll tell I'm from the South?" "It was just a wild guess".	"What was all the giggling about in there?" "I can't tell you that, but I do have pictures I can show you later". "I'm looking forward to it".
"Beautiful eyes, beautiful tie, love it". "Well thank you, but I've got coloured contacts and the tie is from the costume department".	"It's very European to kiss on both sides". "Oh that's what that was, I just thought you missed twice".
"Is this your first time in Paris?" "My first real time". "What do you mean, did you just imagine that you were here before?" "No I was here during spring-break a few years ago, but I was so drunk I don't remember any of it".	"Hi Stephanie, welcome to Paris". "Can I give you a hug?" "Of course you can, can I grab your ass?" "Of course you can".
"Bonsoir". "Ah? bonsoir madam"? [continues speaking French] "Where did you learn to speak French?" "I have a minor in French, from college". "Well yah, it would be weird to have a minor in French from somewhere else".	"Where in Canada are you from?" "Manitoba". "Is that in the province of Moosehead?"
"You just met twenty-five gorgeous women, but don't forget at the end of the night you have to send more than half of them home". "But I get to sleep with the ones that stay right?" "Well, that's between you them and the camera guys".	"Now that you've met the twenty-five bachelorettes, do you have any questions?" "Yah, why are you wearing one black glove?" "Ah, that's private".
"When you go in, you'll find a single red rose. You should give it to the one woman you want to stay". "Why the special rose when the rose ceremony is later tonight anyway?" "Its presence makes the women anxious and that makes for better TV".	"When he walked in the room, the room got silent. Except for all the yelling, clapping and screaming".
"I think we'd make hot little babies". Wait a minute, does she have a thing for little kids? Aren't they supposed to screen for that kind of thing?	"I want to thank you all for coming to, basically to another country, to take a chance that the producers won't make you look like a bunch of raving psychos. No matter what happens I hope you will all walk away from this with some lovely parting gifts. But just in case you don't I suggest shoving some towels and lots of those little shampoo bottles into your suitcases".
"Ooo my God, he's got money!"	"What's it feel like to have twenty-five women just like, clawing at you?" "Disappointed the show is not on ShowTime".
"So what do you do"? "Actually I'm a doctor. What was that?" "What?" "It sounded like twenty-five pairs of panties all hitting the floor at the same time".	"So you're an E.R. Doctor, like George Clooney". "Well no, George Clooney is an actor". "What do you mean, I've seen him on TV saving people".
"So why are you still single?" "Well I work 14 hours a day, I'm on call 24 hours a day, and being a hunky doctor chicks can't wait to get me in the sack. So I haven't really been looking".	"I need a guy that has substance. A guy who has, how can I put this delicately"? "A big package?" "A thick wallet".
"OK, close your eyes". "Why?" "It' the only way I'm going to get you to stop staring at my chest".	Dun dun dun!!!!
"I don't mean to be rude but I'm going to be anyway. Carry on, pretend I'm not here butting in".	"I want to move on to the next phase in my life, the reproductive phase. And I need to start soon because quite frankly, my eggs are rotting". "Oh that's what that smell is".
"Hi". "How are you?" "Well I'm not ready for the reproductive phase". "You're ready to practice thought, right?"	"Are you a big country music fan?" "No, but only because I'm not tone-deaf".
"I gave Sara the Rose because she's just so cute, and... I want to jump her sweet Canadian bones".	"Why do they keep cutting to me? Is that a good sign or a bad sign?"
"Stop cutting to me, or at least tell me if that's a good thing or a bad thing!"	"They keep cutting to me and silver-dress chick, one of us is going home and one of us is leaving. Either way I won't have to smell her rotting eggs anymore".
"Before you hand out the final rose tonight, I need you to turn your head and cough".	"I can not believe he chose some of those women over me. I've focused my entire life on my career, I'm sure I'd be able to figure out a way to make a couple of hours a week for him".
"The only reason I came on this show is because all the traditional methods are failing. Internet dating, blind dating, dating services, I've tried all that. Why can't I find a guy who wants to be with me when I can squeeze a few moments out of my schedule".	"Travis! Why didn't you pick me? You don't find me attractive? I'm too short? My boobs are too small? What?" "Well all that and you've got too much attitude, you're pushy, demanding, intolerant, high strung, you hate men and the only reason you want to get married is to have a guy pay for your spawn". "You're just like all those other guys, you're intimidated by my success. Aren't you?"
"To all of you, to Paris, to the adventure we're all about to embark on, and to the hot tubs we're going to end up in!"	"How can he not choose me? Another doctor. Explain it to me, I want to know". "Look lady I've tried to tell you, I just do the lights. You've got to leave me alone".
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