Danger Bunny's Screen Caps - The Bachelor, November 3, 2004

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So last week Fish-boy finally eliminated the two major-psychos in the Most Chimerical Rose Ceremony ever. After the police arrested Jayne for assault and dragged her off to jail Robo-Chris announced that he'd been taking a course at the Jordan Murphy School of Reality-TV and that there was going to be a twist -- the four remaining women wouldn't be taking Byron home to meet their friends and families next week. Instead they would be going on inexpensive Fantasy Dates with Byron. There was no word on whether their friends and families were informed of the twist, so there could be some drama on next week's show when Byron and the ladies show up almost a week late.

"I can't believe someone just left this cocaine laying here. I better put it somewhere *air-quotes* safe *air-quotes*, like the bait-tank of my boat".
"You guys look like you both just rolled out of bed".
"Ummm".
"Ahhh".

"Good morning ladies. The producers tell me you've fulfilled your quotas for cattiness so you no longer have to live in the same house together. Instead you will spend a night in the box, I mean, you will stay in a hotel room while you await your turn to sleep with, I mean, have a Fantasy Date with Byron".
"I felt sick to my stomach when I got the Fantasy Suite Card because it brought back memories of being slimed on the previous show".

"I'm cool with the women getting the Fantasy Suite Cards, just as long as I'm gettin' some I don't care about the stupid card".
"Do you hear that sound?"
"The water?"
"Yah, the roar is driving the sound guy crazy. I think he might just lose it and go Jayne on us".

Yes, Whistler is that pretty.
"If you get jiggy with the other women on this show then I'm gone. Outa here. See yah. So long. Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista, baby".

"I need to make sure Byron is here to really find true love and not just here to make a Bob out of himself".
"So today we're riding Segways".
"Seg-what's? What the hell are those things and why don't they fall over?"

"I just can't get used to looking like a dork on this thing".
"We're a long way from Plain-O, Texas".
"It's the furthest from home I've ever been".
"You've never been to Canada before?"
"No, that's why I'm so excited, it's almost like I'm in a different country. You didn't think I was this excited about just seeing you did you?"

"Let's talk about us".

That's four words no guy want's to hear on a date, or in a relationship, or ever for that matter.
"Where would we live? You wouldn't want me to live in a town called Plain-O would you?"
"Let's discuss that after the show when the wrong answer won't get me eliminated".

"It was just perfect, everything fit like a puzzle. The only thing that took away from it was his pecky kissing. The guy just won't hold a lip-lock, and the noise, eew".
Damn! All these shots of Vancouver and my building doesn't show up in any of them! I wanted to draw a "I am here" sign with a pointy arrow on one of them. :(

"To the light at the end of the tunnel".
"The light at the end of the tunnel".
*Awkward silence*
"It was fun being out on the boat, I just wish Mary was there to share it with".
"Are you enjoying yourself?"
"Yah, what makes you think I'm not having a good time?"
"From your facial expression I keep thinking maybe someone close to you just died".

"On the day I got married I cried".
"Oh wow, I didn't realize you were such a wuss".
"Have you used this with anyone else?"
"What do you mean used?"
"Have you slept with anyone else?"
"Yes".
"Then you're sleeping alone tonight, buck-o".

Oh my God, watching this guy paw Cheresse made me uncomfortable. He looks like he's never touched a woman before and doesn't know what to do with his hands!
"Not sharing the Fantasy Suite with Chereese isn't going to change my mind about what to do at the next Rose Ceremony. I decided to get rid of her a couple of days ago".

Whistler/Vancouver and Sausalito/Sonoma. They sure spared the expenses picking these locations didn't they. For all practical purposes they only used two locations.
"I'm here to find my husband".

She's married? Shouldn't the producers screen for that kind of thing? And why does she think she'll find him on this show, is he a camera guy or something?

"I wrapped them myself".

Wrapped them yourself! It's cellophane and a ribbon, big woop! How needy are you if you need recognition for something that minor?
That's a water massage? They just floated them around a pool. I can do that on my own.

"What kind of dress do you want? I've got classy, whimsical or slutty".
"How about whimsical or slutty".
"OK, you wear one of those and I'll wear the classy".
Spelunking for dinner, tonight on the Discovery Channel!

"Do you feel that there is a connection?"
"Are you kidding? I'm a hundred percent with you right now, I'm right here and it's just us."

Notice he didn't answer the question, this guy is crafty!
"We had our first fight and were able to work it out in the sense that if we have an argument we can work it out if I just capitulate".

"Oh my God, this place is amazing".
"Oh my God, this place sucks compared to the other Fantasy Suites".
"Really?"
"Yeah, you're getting gypped, big time".
"Hey Chris".
"Hey big guy, you feeling alright?"
"I am now that you're here. How much longer do I have to keep up this charade?".
"Just a couple of more weeks".

"Ladies, Byron, this is the final... Oops, ahhhhh!" *SPLASH*
"Cut!"
"Man, your ass is tight!"

"I have to say goodbye, it's so hard to do this. I usually break up with chicks over voice-mail".
"I was excited about what could have been, then it ended".
"You made your choice, I'm just glad I made the choice not to sleep with you!"

"How long are we going to drive around for? I want to go back to my hotel".
"We're going to stay out here until you start crying. We've got some onions you can cut up if that will help".
"Yeah it will, thanks".

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So last week Fish-boy finally eliminated the two major-psychos in the Most Chimerical Rose Ceremony ever. After the police arrested Jayne for assault and dragged her off to jail Robo-Chris announced that he'd been taking a course at the Jordan Murphy School of Reality-TV and that there was going to be a twist -- the four remaining women wouldn't be taking Byron home to meet their friends and families next week. Instead they would be going on inexpensive Fantasy Dates with Byron. There was no word on whether their friends and families were informed of the twist, so there could be some drama on next week's show when Byron and the ladies show up almost a week late.
"I can't believe someone just left this cocaine laying here. I better put it somewhere air-quotes safe air-quotes, like the bait-tank of my boat".	"You guys look like you both just rolled out of bed". "Ummm". "Ahhh".
"Good morning ladies. The producers tell me you've fulfilled your quotas for cattiness so you no longer have to live in the same house together. Instead you will spend a night in the box, I mean, you will stay in a hotel room while you await your turn to sleep with, I mean, have a Fantasy Date with Byron".	"I felt sick to my stomach when I got the Fantasy Suite Card because it brought back memories of being slimed on the previous show".
"I'm cool with the women getting the Fantasy Suite Cards, just as long as I'm gettin' some I don't care about the stupid card".	"Do you hear that sound?" "The water?" "Yah, the roar is driving the sound guy crazy. I think he might just lose it and go Jayne on us".
Yes, Whistler is that pretty.	"If you get jiggy with the other women on this show then I'm gone. Outa here. See yah. So long. Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista, baby".
"I need to make sure Byron is here to really find true love and not just here to make a Bob out of himself".	"So today we're riding Segways". "Seg-what's? What the hell are those things and why don't they fall over?"
"I just can't get used to looking like a dork on this thing".	"We're a long way from Plain-O, Texas". "It's the furthest from home I've ever been". "You've never been to Canada before?" "No, that's why I'm so excited, it's almost like I'm in a different country. You didn't think I was this excited about just seeing you did you?"
"Let's talk about us". That's four words no guy want's to hear on a date, or in a relationship, or ever for that matter.	"Where would we live? You wouldn't want me to live in a town called Plain-O would you?" "Let's discuss that after the show when the wrong answer won't get me eliminated".
"It was just perfect, everything fit like a puzzle. The only thing that took away from it was his pecky kissing. The guy just won't hold a lip-lock, and the noise, eew".	Damn! All these shots of Vancouver and my building doesn't show up in any of them! I wanted to draw a "I am here" sign with a pointy arrow on one of them. :(
"To the light at the end of the tunnel". "The light at the end of the tunnel". Awkward silence "It was fun being out on the boat, I just wish Mary was there to share it with".	"Are you enjoying yourself?" "Yah, what makes you think I'm not having a good time?" "From your facial expression I keep thinking maybe someone close to you just died".
"On the day I got married I cried". "Oh wow, I didn't realize you were such a wuss".	"Have you used this with anyone else?" "What do you mean used?" "Have you slept with anyone else?" "Yes". "Then you're sleeping alone tonight, buck-o".
Oh my God, watching this guy paw Cheresse made me uncomfortable. He looks like he's never touched a woman before and doesn't know what to do with his hands!	"Not sharing the Fantasy Suite with Chereese isn't going to change my mind about what to do at the next Rose Ceremony. I decided to get rid of her a couple of days ago".
Whistler/Vancouver and Sausalito/Sonoma. They sure spared the expenses picking these locations didn't they. For all practical purposes they only used two locations.	"I'm here to find my husband". She's married? Shouldn't the producers screen for that kind of thing? And why does she think she'll find him on this show, is he a camera guy or something?
"I wrapped them myself". Wrapped them yourself! It's cellophane and a ribbon, big woop! How needy are you if you need recognition for something that minor?	That's a water massage? They just floated them around a pool. I can do that on my own.
"What kind of dress do you want? I've got classy, whimsical or slutty". "How about whimsical or slutty". "OK, you wear one of those and I'll wear the classy".	Spelunking for dinner, tonight on the Discovery Channel!
"Do you feel that there is a connection?" "Are you kidding? I'm a hundred percent with you right now, I'm right here and it's just us." Notice he didn't answer the question, this guy is crafty!	"We had our first fight and were able to work it out in the sense that if we have an argument we can work it out if I just capitulate".
"Oh my God, this place is amazing". "Oh my God, this place sucks compared to the other Fantasy Suites". "Really?" "Yeah, you're getting gypped, big time".	"Hey Chris". "Hey big guy, you feeling alright?" "I am now that you're here. How much longer do I have to keep up this charade?". "Just a couple of more weeks".
"Ladies, Byron, this is the final... Oops, ahhhhh!" SPLASH "Cut!"	"Man, your ass is tight!"
"I have to say goodbye, it's so hard to do this. I usually break up with chicks over voice-mail".	"I was excited about what could have been, then it ended". "You made your choice, I'm just glad I made the choice not to sleep with you!"
"How long are we going to drive around for? I want to go back to my hotel". "We're going to stay out here until you start crying. We've got some onions you can cut up if that will help". "Yeah it will, thanks".