The women have spoken (well actually the women shoved flowers into a box) and it
was determined that Jay was the big loser and was sent home in disgrace. Now that
one of the men has been humiliated on National TV it's time to start humiliating
the women! We're now back in more familiar The Bachelor territory -- one man,
twenty-five women and a jumbo sized box of lip-balm...
Let the self-esteem crushing begin. |
"This morning the girls all started to talk about who voted for who and unfortunately
for me, I voted for Jay. I just hope Byron doesn't take it personally that I think
he's second best and I wanted him to leave". |
"The claws are going to come out today".
"Were you reading the script too? Did you get to the part where they're going
to have your grand-father die?" |
The girl in the white bikini is almost having a wardrobe malfunction -- but it's
not a good look... |
Hint: She's a woman!!! |
Do you mean to tell me he wears his hair like that on purpose? |
"How's this going to go tonight?"
"He's firing ten of us".
"Oooo, you probably shouldn't say that, you don't want to get The Donald(tm)
angry". |
"I look F'ing fabulous!" |
"When I walked in tonight I wanted the ladies who voted for Jay to be at ease.
If they've got big knockers I don't care who they voted for." |
"What really impressed me is that not only was he able to use words with more
than one syllable he was able to complete full sentences. I've seen all the previous
seasons of The Bachelor so my expectations were pretty low. I'm beginning
to think he might not eat with his hands but I don't want to get my hopes up". |
"He looks hot!"
"It's all the lights, and the poor guy's wearing a wool suit".
"No I mean I think he's attractive".
"Eww, really?" |
"I love a women who can play pool".
"What about a woman who dances like an epileptic monkey? Ooh ooh ooh". |
"I'm very glad that you're here and we're going forward on this journey together.
And that's very sincere".
Earth to Krysta, if you have to say you're being sincere, you're not being sincere". |
"I'm here for one purpose, to get my hands on the bachelor's ATM card and to
be on TV. Two, I'm here for two purposes, to get my hands on his ATM card, be on
TV and have a great vacation. I meant three, I'm here for three purposes..." |
"Wow thanks, I was hoping I'd get leid on the show, but I didn't think it would
be on the first episode!" |
Just a note (no snarking): In my opinion Abby is the cutest women on the show
(she's look even better with another ten to twenty pounds on her, but...) If the
show runs true to form she will be eliminated in the first rose ceremony. *sigh* |
"Who's he talking with? Why is he talking to those skanks? Doesn't he care about
me? Does what we had together mean nothing to him any more? How can he do this to
me? I thought we were soul mates!" |
"Andrea was really emotional, she was really feeling him. I just like, backed
away -- she's really psycho! I'm talking boil your rabbit psycho"." |
Hey, now wait just a minute! She's wearing glasses! Isn't it against the law or
something for an attractive women to be shown on TV wearing glasses? Where were the
cops while this was being filmed??? |
"Krysta, why are you being such a bitch?"
"There's always a bitch on The Bachelor and she always gets to stay to
the end, I'm just making sure I get to stick around as long as possible".
"Damn you're right, I wish I'd thought of that. Here I'm being all nicey nice,
I'll probably be kicked off tonight".
"Oh you're going to be one of the ten, no doubt!"
"Bitch". |
"I didn't vote for Byron initially, but had I know what the result was going
to be I would have voted differently". |
"At this point right now I really do hope that he offers me a rose because I
truely believe this is the man I'm going to marry". |
"Amanda will you accept this rose?"
"yes"
*a coyote howls*
"In the spirit of the wolf"
"In the spirit of the wolf"? That was a @$#%@^$ coyote, there
are no wolves in L.A.! You're supposed to be the big outdoorsy guy and you can't
tell a wolf from a coyote! Jeez!
Sorry about that, that just annoyed me. |
"Ladies, Byron, this is the final rose tonight."
Well, Duh! |
See, I told you. The cutest woman always gets cut in the first round! |
Well episode one is, as the saying goes, in the can! |